Letha Heymann

I've long bokep been haunted by bokeh the memory bokep of a crot crot stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake bokep all night by a woman in a nearby memek room screeching memek so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned memek the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for memek caterwauling) to porn the receptionist the next morning, memek she rolled porn her eyes and crot declared the woman an 'actrice', memek or crot sex worker.

Now, crot according to this memek new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, crot it all makes scientific sense. crot It confirms memek what most women know and memek all men dread - the louder the cry bokep of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In crot other words, crot you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: memek there's sex as performance art, bokep and porn sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh when a woman memek is genuinely aroused, crot bokeh porn trusts her partner bokeh and bokeh is not fearing for bokep a fragile male ego, crot memek she's far more likely to gently sigh and bokeh moan than shriek bokeh like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

memek In bokeh my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokep female porn contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It bokep was generally on an occasional basis, memek they'd explain, porn so they could bokep make their partner feel happy, crot while conserving their energy for crot other bokep tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University bokep of bokep Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokep 'manipulation', bokeh and bokeh that women were prone to crot what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokep so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater crot the chance the orgasm is crot being faked (Stock Image

It was like bokep saying: bokeh 'I'm enjoying this, memek but can you get bokep a bloomin' crot move on.' Sound familiar, memek memek ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented memek bokeh hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, crot where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland memek said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: porn 'As memek far as bokeh I'm concerned, bokeh that's what bokeh you should be doing. memek '

Well, porn only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokeh Sex bokeh At memek Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were bokeh fertile and porn keen memek to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, bokep I can understand porn the need to advertise. But if you're memek not, memek then men should take porn heed: porn crot bokep the best sex may just be the quietest.

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