Lorene Jeffreys

I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I bokeh should bokep offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for porn caterwauling) bokep to the receptionist the next morning, crot she rolled her eyes and memek declared the woman an 'actrice', bokeh or bokep sex worker.

Now, bokep according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, memek it all makes scientific crot sense. It confirms what most women know and crot all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, memek you can't bokeh measure bokeh passion in terms of decibels: memek there's sex as performance art, memek and bokep sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts her partner and porn is memek not fearing for crot a fragile male ego, porn she's far more likely to gently sigh and memek moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was crot generally on an occasional bokeh basis, bokep they'd explain, bokeh crot so they could make their partner feel happy, bokep while conserving their energy for porn other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and porn 'manipulation', memek and porn that women were prone bokeh to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the bokep finishing line, porn so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater crot the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was crot like saying: crot 'I'm enjoying this, bokeh but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, bokeh ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena porn is if your sex education comes from porn, porn where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland memek said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh 'As far as I'm concerned, porn that's what you should be doing.'

Well, memek only if you want to attract a certain kind memek of attention.

In their book, porn Sex At Dawn, bokeh porn Christopher crot Ryan and bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they bokeh were fertile and crot keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, crot I can understand bokeh the need to advertise. But if you're not, porn then men should take heed: bokeh the best sex may just be the quietest.

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