Alfredo Coons

I've long memek been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in bokep a nearby room screeching so loudly that I crot wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

memek When bokeh I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word memek for bokeh caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokep she rolled her bokep eyes and bokeh declared the woman an 'actrice', bokep or bokep sex worker.

Now, bokeh according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh it all bokeh makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and crot all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the crot orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokeh you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: bokep there's sex as performance art, porn and bokep sex as genuine intimacy. And porn when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts her partner and bokeh is not fearing for bokeh a fragile male ego, memek she's far more likely to gently sigh and porn moan than shriek bokep like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. bokep It was generally on an occasional basis, bokeh they'd explain, crot so they could make crot their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for porn other crot tasks in hand. This was the conclusion bokeh of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners memek crot and bokeh 'manipulation', porn and bokep that women were prone crot to crot what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage crot their partners over the finishing line, bokep so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being memek faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokeh 'I'm enjoying this, crot but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, bokep ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex memek education memek comes from porn, crot where loud always bokeh equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland crot said in 2014 after bokeh neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned porn out their TVs: memek 'As far as I'm concerned, bokeh that's what you should be doing.'

Well, porn only if you want to attract a certain memek kind of attention.

In their book, memek Sex At Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan and bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation memek of our nearest primate cousins - memek was to alert nearby memek males that they were fertile and bokep keen to copulate.

If you're a bokeh sex worker, memek I can understand bokeh the need to advertise. But if you're crot not, porn then men should take heed: porn the best sex may just be the quietest.

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