Luz McCallum

I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for crot caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, porn she rolled her eyes and bokep declared the woman an 'actrice', porn or memek sex worker.

Now, memek crot according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokep all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokep you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: bokeh there's sex as performance art, bokep and memek sex as genuine intimacy. And crot when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokeh trusts her partner and bokeh is not fearing for bokep a fragile male ego, crot she's far bokep more likely to gently sigh and bokep moan than shriek like memek the rabid bokeh super-vixen in crot my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review porn memek magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, crot they'd explain, crot so they could make their partner feel happy, crot while conserving their energy for crot other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and crot 'manipulation', memek and bokeh that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokeh so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the porn greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: crot 'I'm enjoying this, bokep but can you get a bokeh bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, memek ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokep where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland crot said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: crot 'As far as I'm concerned, bokeh that's what you should be doing.'

Well, bokep only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, crot Sex crot At Dawn, bokep Christopher Ryan and porn Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males porn that they were fertile and porn keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, bokeh I can understand bokep the need to advertise. But if you're not, crot then men should take heed: crot the best sex may just be the quietest.

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